5 Writing Tips I Learned From My Cat

Black and white cat lying on a table. Via Unsplash.

Let me start by getting one big thing out of the way: My cat can’t write. She can’t even read. On a good day, she can catch the mousy toy I toss at her on her first try. But only on a good day. She sleeps constantly, eats more than she probably should, and bites my toes if I’m not up by 6 am sharp (she wants her breakfast WHEN SHE WANTS IT). At base, she’s an unproductive jerk.